Blanket upon thy brain

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Thank you,

Michael R. Athey

Women

We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. We like that aggressiveness about you and we like the unexpected. When we know you're really happy, it makes us happy too.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU!... DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it (Paying for you).
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Taye Diggs is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of...
...on the other hand im not saying I wouldn't like it either ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION SELF, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

ENJOY A GOOD MAN...THEY ARE HARD TO COME BY IN A DAY AND AGE AS WE LIVE IN WHERE PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT....LONESTAR

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...
....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Charissa Ann Sterman I love you!

For the rest of you who read this...I hope I have posted something that means something.

Lonely

The worst feeling isn't' being lonely. Its being forgotten by someone who you could never forget.

Phrases from women...that I think men should know the meaning to!

Fine- The word that women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up

5 Minutes- Conditional phrase such as if a woman is getting dressed this means a half an hour or five minutes and only five minutes is the amount of time you have been given to finish watching the game and help around the house.

Nothing- *Normally the calm before the storm* Nothing means something so fellas be on your toes. Remember arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead- This is a dare…not permission! DON’T DO IT!

Loud Sigh- Not actually a word or phrase but a nonverbal statement misunderstood…mostly by men. Loud sigh means the woman thinks you’re an idiot and wonders why she is standing there with you wasting her time arguing with you about “nothing.”

That’s Okay- One of the most dangerous statements a woman can use. This means she is going to think long and hard before deciding how and when you are going to pay for your mistake

“Thanks”- A woman is thanking you, don’t question or faint just say “you’re welcome.”

Whatever- In case you didn’t’ know…this is a woman’s way of saying F*@% you

Don’t worry about it, I got it (aka that’s okay I got it)- Another dangerous statement! This is something a woman has asked a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will result in a man asking a woman what’s wrong and for her response see #3.

Lovelies

Remember tonight, for it is the beginning of always. A promise. A belief in each other and the possibility of love.

The world: Kicks you in the butt!

The world is going to continually test you. Over and over and over again. Don't get discouraged!

Times are changing....don't get left behind.

Sick of the daily grind. Crawl out of bed, take shower/put on clothes, drive (some sort of transportation) to work or school or school then work. Whatever your "daily" grind take it and wad it up and shoot the proverbial 3 pointer in the trash can.

WAKE UP!

Its time to stop being a zombie. No one can hold you to that "ritual" you have succumb to. Awake is the new asleep baby!

Whatever it is just go do it. Change that little part in your day and get away from it all. Change things up.

After all change it good.

The key to change is to let go of fear. Don't live your life in fear of what is going to happen if you change. If anything fear what will happen if you DON'T change. It may not be something like a daily thing you want to change. If you like your "procedure" then awesome! However, if there is something about yourself that you want to change. NO EXCUSES...do it! Don't worry about things in your past. No one can go back and change the beginning, but you CAN start today new and change the ending!