Friday, December 12, 2008
Lonely
The worst feeling isn't' being lonely. Its being forgotten by someone who you could never forget.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Phrases from women...that I think men should know the meaning to!
Fine- The word that women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up
5 Minutes- Conditional phrase such as if a woman is getting dressed this means a half an hour or five minutes and only five minutes is the amount of time you have been given to finish watching the game and help around the house.
Nothing- *Normally the calm before the storm* Nothing means something so fellas be on your toes. Remember arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead- This is a dare…not permission! DON’T DO IT!
Loud Sigh- Not actually a word or phrase but a nonverbal statement misunderstood…mostly by men. Loud sigh means the woman thinks you’re an idiot and wonders why she is standing there with you wasting her time arguing with you about “nothing.”
That’s Okay- One of the most dangerous statements a woman can use. This means she is going to think long and hard before deciding how and when you are going to pay for your mistake
“Thanks”- A woman is thanking you, don’t question or faint just say “you’re welcome.”
Whatever- In case you didn’t’ know…this is a woman’s way of saying F*@% you
Don’t worry about it, I got it (aka that’s okay I got it)- Another dangerous statement! This is something a woman has asked a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will result in a man asking a woman what’s wrong and for her response see #3.
5 Minutes- Conditional phrase such as if a woman is getting dressed this means a half an hour or five minutes and only five minutes is the amount of time you have been given to finish watching the game and help around the house.
Nothing- *Normally the calm before the storm* Nothing means something so fellas be on your toes. Remember arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead- This is a dare…not permission! DON’T DO IT!
Loud Sigh- Not actually a word or phrase but a nonverbal statement misunderstood…mostly by men. Loud sigh means the woman thinks you’re an idiot and wonders why she is standing there with you wasting her time arguing with you about “nothing.”
That’s Okay- One of the most dangerous statements a woman can use. This means she is going to think long and hard before deciding how and when you are going to pay for your mistake
“Thanks”- A woman is thanking you, don’t question or faint just say “you’re welcome.”
Whatever- In case you didn’t’ know…this is a woman’s way of saying F*@% you
Don’t worry about it, I got it (aka that’s okay I got it)- Another dangerous statement! This is something a woman has asked a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will result in a man asking a woman what’s wrong and for her response see #3.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Lovelies
Remember tonight, for it is the beginning of always. A promise. A belief in each other and the possibility of love.
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